Blue By You

"Tania crept over to my side of the bed during all this and wrapped her arms around me. 'I love you, Dave,' she said in my ear. I could tell by her tone that she was saying 'sorry.' Apologies often come in the middle of the night between us. 'I love you too, Tania,' I said. I was accepting her apology. Then she wrapped her legs around me and we cuddled. I do not fart during these occasions for fear of scaring the lady off.'


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