Powell Checks his Head for Obama and the Nation

Watch as he kicks it at the root and breaks it on down.

Blue By You

"Tania crept over to my side of the bed during all this and wrapped her arms around me. 'I love you, Dave,' she said in my ear. I could tell by her tone that she was saying 'sorry.' Apologies often come in the middle of the night between us. 'I love you too, Tania,' I said. I was accepting her apology. Then she wrapped her legs around me and we cuddled. I do not fart during these occasions for fear of scaring the lady off.'


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FOD der

I know I already told you all about the new Food On Drunk blog, but you never listen. You're so fricking scattered that it takes forever get your attention. Like, "Hey ... Hey! ... I SAID, HEY, YOU IDIOT. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN FRICKING GOOD!"

But, yeah. I know I already told you that Dave and Tania have a new blog, but I just thought I'd tell you again.