Monday, July 25, 2005

I'm Adding A Block Of Type To See What It Looks Like

Nice thing about waking up to this eye-booger exclusivity, I guess, is that I get to have my pick of the litter, I mean loophole. I can lower my mortgage, apparently (note to self: get a mortgage so I can lower it.). I can earn my college degree; I can solve any dog problem; I can get free shipping. I can get approved in less than thirty seconds. I can get the best prices on the market—just for me. I can achieve total confidentiality! I never again have to stoop to empty another bag of clippings from my lawn mower.
I mean, imagine the luck.

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