Hump Day Funk — The Jacksons

most awkward apple discussion board post EVER

Pretty sure the problem is NOT with the iPhone.

Genre: Aluminum Metal!

You guys remember Whitey? He shot snowboarding for years and now holds it down in the wonderful world of whatever the hell he wants to do — film and video wise. Good man. Good work.
Here's his latest effort as director: Red Fang's "Prehistoric Dog."

it's just the internet

RW: todd
RW: i keep listening to beirut
RW: i can't stop!
RW:
THLAT: thats cool RW. do what ya feel...
THLAT: but keep it real
RW: todd i don't like it
RW: i want to be able to listen to another song
RW: like a normal person
RW: you know, just be happy... with an assortment of youtube videos
RW: of songs other people might like
RW: instead of listening to the same unpopular youtube video over and over again
THLAT: man
THLAT: RW, ive been there...
THLAT: ive FUCKING been there
RW: todd
RW: i am also drinking more mineral water
RW: but this time, it is totally disguised like a zurp from the store
RW: like in a paper cup, with one of those lids
THLAT: i like that idea!
RW: nobody knows
RW: i could just be walking down the street with a Latte™ ready at any minute to bust out my ™iphone and locate a ™wifi™ho™tspot™™ and "surf the ™™™™web!" with my ibook¡™
RW: FUCK
RW: but really it is just water!
RW: (((((((@))))))))_(@@@@@@)
THLAT: you are ZURPED back RW!
RW: i know but it is just water
THLAT: look at that self portrait! "(((((((@))))))))_(@@@@@@)"
RW: todd maybe if i just put the water into a zurp cup
RW: it sort of magically transforms into zurp
RW: sort of like when you go to church and drink the wine
RW: and it automatically transforms you into being rad
RW: the blood of radness1
THLAT: yeah, i could see that happening
RW: todd i gotta get out of here
RW: where "here" is the internet
RW: because i am obviously going bonkers!
THLAT: its just the internet RW>
THLAT: you are safe

My Mistake

Earlier this week we said that skaters were running the world.
Strike that.
Greed is running the world. Skaters are just providing the commentary.


Head nod to tha tap.

Mewow

Taken without permission from Tha Tap.

Kylie Minogue - Sometime Samurai

My friend directed this video a few years back, maybe you saw it, maybe you didn't. Either way you are seeing it now. It's morbidly good!

surfing

I found sda's post amusing so I wandered around and found this: stopabductions.com

Seems like we all need one.

"They have incredible technology and knowledge of mind functions, but they are not "super creatures" with unlimited power. Their world is very different than our human world. Never expect them to behave just as you think humans would behave ..."

Tax Day!

As God Intended

"30 year old 10-speeds with tapeless bars, bottomed-out seats, one piece forged steel cranks and stamped dropouts are going to be hot in 2008."

Old Ten Speed Gallery.

Massive But Subtle

Reminder: Visit 4Q.

tuesday sometimes feels like monday

In the midst of what may turn out to be a looooong week of successive Mondays, we present you this clip of Ernie and Bert getting some of their wintertime frustrations out in a very plainsmen-stuck-in-the-house-for-too-long-type manner.



Ripped savagely from the digi-pages of the Bummer Life Avoidance Program.

"'someday I'll come and find you"

man, i guess this should be amazing cus of the robot (altho its 100% fake and scripted), but im having trouble getting past the things im hearing David (the robots father/brother) say, like "super sad" and "i...thinkyourawesome" and "we-hee-hee love you too jewels". i cant tell but is David crying at the end?

this post is dedicated to certain someone and his robotic twin!! ;)