Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Tall in Small world

2 comments:

rfresh said...

Lemme Guess...that's in the airplane bathroom. I can tell cuz that is the only place in the world where i tilt my neck in the same way. In fact, its the only area that size that I would ever voluntarilty enter.

It's hard not to pee on the seat when your six four and in turbulence. Not to mention leaning, bending knees to fit, aiming with the peripheral and hitting the bowl. Its like putting on a sloped green, 50 feet from the hole. I hate flying.

cvo said...

I don't mind flying, cept never do it sober. always pack some not sobering fluids on your carry on, good way to getaway with stuff. crappy water bottle filled will your choise of clear liquor. vodca. or my fave, rumpleminz... I don't think you can get away with cans of beer in your carry ons anymore. but it's worth the try. what are they gonna do, take them away.. you just say, hold on, I'll take them back out to my vehicle. then pound some beers in the bathroom, stumble to gate.

pee on seat many times.

you can always get the aisle seat if you tell the other peeps. hey, I'm drunk, and I could puke at any moment, plus, my bladder is the size of a walnut, and i'm gonna have to go lots.