Thursday, May 29, 2008

meatatarian

A person who eats meat virtually to the exclusion of vegetables. The meatatarian often claims to be conserving veggies for those who would actually eat them, and keeps the veggies out of the waste stream, helping the environment, or keeping produce costs down.
Waiter: "What can I get you?"
Man: "A cheeseburger delux, hold the lettuce, tomato, coleslaw, and pickle."
Waiter: "So you just want the burger and fries."
Man: "Yes, I have a special diet. I'm a meatatarian."

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Meat Burger

4 comments:

-kw said...

Eat Mental.

sda said...

man that looks yummy. then i read the labels and puked a little in my mouth.

mw? what do you think?

thirtyfourtwenty said...

"...uh....givemeadoublebacocheeseburger..."

quick. name the movie...

stardudehero said...

~ Pull over! Pull over!
~ I'm already pulled over!
~ He's already pulled over, he can't pull over anymore!
~ I'm freakin out man!

It's not so funny meow is it?