Wild cold water vs. Domestic cold water...the age-old paradox. What tastes better, has less hair content, is available in different textures? What kind do you drink when you're dizzy? What kind do you ask for in a fancy restaurant, dear lady footlocker?
Living with such abundance of choice has actually anesthized our ablity to make a decision. Have you been to a 7-11 recently? It's like the 500 channel universe of cable television has invaded the drink cooler. Don't get me started on candy bars and 'energy' bars (isn't it all energy? Aren't like, fuckin' NECCOS and CHUCKLES a form of energy too?).
Even rock concerts these days don't have one kind of backstage pass any more. Nowdays you need a resume on a rope to get to the room with the Buffalo wings.
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Wild cold water vs. Domestic cold water...the age-old paradox. What tastes better, has less hair content, is available in different textures? What kind do you drink when you're dizzy? What kind do you ask for in a fancy restaurant, dear lady footlocker?
Living with such abundance of choice has actually anesthized our ablity to make a decision. Have you been to a 7-11 recently? It's like the 500 channel universe of cable television has invaded the drink cooler. Don't get me started on candy bars and 'energy' bars (isn't it all energy? Aren't like, fuckin' NECCOS and CHUCKLES a form of energy too?).
Even rock concerts these days don't have one kind of backstage pass any more. Nowdays you need a resume on a rope to get to the room with the Buffalo wings.
I feel domesticated and cold right now, too.
Yeah.
By the by, I know I spelled 'anesthesized' wrong...I did it on purpose. This is just one of the ways I fuck it the to man, man.
I'm a business hippie at heart.
Yeah.
domestic as opposed to fire service
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