I visited my local banker yesterday. I'm getting married soon so we opened a joint checking accnt. I applied for an increase in a personal line of credit to cover wedding expenses, honeymoon, titanium bike parts, penile implants, etc. I've never defaulted or missed a payment on my mortage, credit cards, school loans, three car loans. FICO rating: 900+ (perfect).
I visited my local banker yesterday. I'm getting married soon so we opened a joint checking accnt. I applied for an increase in a personal line of credit to cover wedding expenses, honeymoon, titanium bike parts, penile implants, etc. I've never defaulted or missed a payment on my mortage, credit cards, school loans, three car loans. FICO rating: 900+ (perfect).
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oops! i meant implant (not implants) how embarrassing.
ReplyDeletemust be the long hair.
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