what, in the name of the empire are you all doing in the street at 7:30 am???

Tienne ... ducks.
(blank look, from lady at meat counter)

Tienne ... "Quack quacks."

(laughter from around the store)

Si, Senor. Quantas?

6, entero, "Quack quacks," por favor.

900 pesos.

Don't tell me launguage is a barrior ... just my spelling ... now get outa the street.